Legend Has It That There Was Once A Man Who Could Literally Take Explosive Shits. It Was Nasty Because He Derive Sexual Pleasure From The Shit Blasts As The Chunks Of Shit Hit His Butt Cheeks. Some People Called This Man The Croucher, Others Just Called Him A Cuck, But Really, He Just Loved Shit. The Croucher Loved Shit So Much That He Built An Altar Dedicated To Shit. At This Shitty Shit Altar, He Sacrificed Shitty People Covered In Shit To The Shit Gods. But One Day He Died, Because His Explosive Shit Backfired And Blew Up The Toilet And All The Shit Came Out And Went In His Mouth And Choked Him To Death.